Vault Chaplain
"They say the safety test never lies. According to this, you're slated to be the next vault ... Chaplain. God help us all."

Prevalent skill: Barter

Laundry Cannon Operator
"Well according to this, you're in line to be trained as a laundry cannon operator. First time for everything indeed."

Prevalent skill: Big Guns

Pedicurist
"It's nice to know I can still be surprised. Pedicurist! I might have guessed Manicurist, or even Masseuse. But apparently you're a foot person."

Prevalent skill: Energy Weapons

Waste Management Specialist
"It says here you're perfectly suited for a career as a Waste Management Specialist. A specialist, mind you, not just a dabbler. Congratulations!"

Prevalent skill: Explosives

Vault Loyalty Inspector
"Huh. "Vault Loyalty Inspector"... I thought that had been phased out decades ago. Well, sounds like a job right up your alley, hmm?"

Prevalent skill: Lockpick

Clinical Test Subject
"Interesting. "Clinical Test Subject"... sounds like something you should excel at. I guess you and your dad will be working together."

Prevalent skill: Medicine

Fry Cook
"Looks like the diner's going to get a new Fry Cook. I'll just say this once: hold the mustard, extra pickles. Ha ha ha."

Prevalent skill: Melee Weapons

Jukebox Technician
"Thank goodness. We're finally getting a new Jukebox Technician. That thing hasn't worked right since old Joe Palmer passed."

Prevalent skill: Repair

Pip-Boy Programmer
"Well, well. Pip-Boy Programmer, eh? Stanley will finally have someone to talk shop with."

Prevalent skill: Science

Tattoo Artist
"Huh. I wonder who will be brave enough to be your first customer as the vault's new Tattoo Artist? I promise it won't be me."

Prevalent skill: Small Guns

Shift Supervisor
"Apparently you're management material. You're going to be trained as a Shift Supervisor. Could I be talking to the next Overseer? Stranger things have happened."

Prevalent skill: Sneak

Marriage Counselor
"Wow. Wow. Says here you're going to be the vault's Marriage Counselor. Almost makes me want to get married, just to be able to avail myself of your services."

Prevalent skill: Speech

Little League Coach
"I always thought you'd have a career in professional sports. You're the new vault Little League coach! Congratulations."

Prevalent skill: Unarmed